[fluoresensitive]

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

[hayraan]

[cridenbel]

[dragontopaz]

Eliot + 3x02

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[profmeowmers]

i’ve found it, the promised land

[notsweettea]

[vsantangelos]

[waverlyearps]

would you mind just not looking at me while i take this box out of the room? because i don’t want you regretting any of the nice things that you just said to me.

[dubxrockyx07]

Schitts Creek season 3 episode 13 (David and Patrick)

[an-abundance-of-sarcasm]

this is so straight alexa play hayley kiyoko